This is a story about a small human. Her name is JJ and she lives on tee box #3. She hates living in constant danger as golf balls fly in every direction.
JJ would sometimes find and hide golf balls in tough places. This is her home, the sand, the grass, the water cooler are all a part of her world.
On one sunny day, the maintenance crew brought some Miracle-Grow fertilizer on the putting green. Out of curiosity, JJ approached the bag and read the benefits for greener BIGGER grass.
Of course she took a bite.
The fertilizer started to work and JJ grew taller, and taller, until... the golfers that used to be giants became little tiny ants.
The place that was her home is now too small. Where should she go?